How shall I compare thee to a farmer's bull? Let me count the ways...


wow so creative gosh i should just cower in embarrassment goodness you’re so funny jeez i wish i could be as clever as you golly i’ll never recover from this oh man what am i going to do because you called me a name gee willikers this is just so upsetting gah dang hope i can still have some self-worth left after your really thought out insult ya really got me there pal


Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.

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Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything


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