How shall I compare thee to a farmer's bull? Let me count the ways...
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nataliemeansnice:

wow so creative gosh i should just cower in embarrassment goodness you’re so funny jeez i wish i could be as clever as you golly i’ll never recover from this oh man what am i going to do because you called me a name gee willikers this is just so upsetting gah dang hope i can still have some self-worth left after your really thought out insult ya really got me there pal


hip-hop-lifestyle:

Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.

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actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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